The comments section of a website is a bit like a toilet. Sometimes it is fine and you are happy with the condition. But most of the time it is filthy and the state of it makes you question how some people function on a daily basis. My site is no exception but generally, it is pretty clean. But then there is the spam comments section.
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I used to get really cross at people spamming my comments section, mainly because it is mostly porn sites that they are linking back to. But now, I just laugh because some of the spam comments are beyond stupid. So, without further ado, here are some of the funniest spam comments I have deleted recently that are pure comedy gold. Ok, they are not comedy gold, but very random and make me question what the hell goes on behind closed doors on the internet.
When did I become an expert in toilets?
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This is a long one…..
Snakes and Arrows was released on May 1st, 2007 and debuted at number three on your Billboard 200 diagram.
This marks the 18th full length studio album from this
guitar rock band Rush. The album contains three instrumental songs, a first for Rush and th first time an instrumental already been included
on an album since the bands 1996 release, Test For Mirror.
Deep Purple – A band which has sold additional 100 million records is certain to know
a thing or two about selling concert tickets, too.
Deep Purple have returned and touring the States. So,
if you’re in Manchester, Glasgow, Birmingham or London, may get be 100% guaranteed tickets for the rock legends will sell faster than the guitar riffs on ‘Strange
Kind of Woman’. Don’t delay!
Today, my taste continues to be Rock. Vehicles Iggy, Steppenwolf, The Cupboard doors.
But I also listen to where to play 918kiss, White Stripes, Kanye,
Pink, Katy Perry, Just a little Keith Urban thrown in, some Jason Mraz, take your pick.
Wireless Festival – This festival appears at Hyde Park in London, usually in July.
Live Nation runs this festival that attracts big names each tax
year. Some of these include The Strokes, David Gray, James Blunt, Pink and
Jay Z. Black friday 2010 Eyed Peas and the chemical Brothers are among acts confirmed for 2011.
Okay, I digressed, but that was important for me
personally to declare. The point is my partner and i
was in indie rock heaven in high school, when one fateful birthday my Dad presented me with System of
a Down concert tickets (unbeknownst to him, I had changed my music preference drastically).
I accepted them hesitantly, but shrugged
and figured I’d have a huge time even if I didn’t listen to SOAD anymore – when i
loved this band too much at some point in time that
dad knew to single them out, then there end up being something out of which one love left
inside of me. Therefore i went.
That was different from our last album, and a family of our albums before
where we pretty much dove in a tattoo studio. We didn’t really re-think
things, or step far removed from songs. We usually
wrote and went into the studio to record whatever we owned.
This time around there were tons of time, with
time to step right out the the songs to work what they needed if anything.
There region really cool about the picture, it’s very an astronaut
who might go anywhere that mankind could go,
yet somehow he is alone in the diner doing
mundane challenges. It is definitely a cool picture and
so i think our best album cover.
Their newly added fall 2011 headlining tour dates only
include six shows in America with supporting acts Chuck Ragan, and Suedehead.
Social Distortion’s recent album, Crisis and Nursery Rhymes was released
January 18, 2011 via Epitaph Financial records. It debuted at No 4 on the Billboard 200 chart,
which is the bands highest debut to date.
And now, short and sweet
You make better sense than other people…
And this one was posted under Witchy Tips…
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I can’t even work out what this spam is about
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There these were, anticipating their forthcoming experience and
joyously reliving the last one — Peter, Susan, Edmund, and Lucy, inside guises of actors William
Moseley (now a dashing 20-year-old), Anna Popplewell (a newly
minted Oxford freshman), Skandar Keynes (with vocal octaves much deeper at
age 15), and Georgie Henley (approaching teenhood, an excellent six inches taller than we last saw her).
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for Columbia Resin, which is fewer than half the extra
weight of glass, which supplanted quartz in the early twentieth century.
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And there you have it, this is just some of the spam that I have to delete on a daily basis, complete with shit spelling. What one was your favourite? Let me know in the comments. But don’t spam the comment section unless you want your comment featured in the next post. And don’t forget to check out some of my other posts.