Neighbours from Hell is a concept that you don’t really think about. It’s something confined to TV and doesn’t really happen. Or does it? Where I live, around 80% of the people could be considered the neighbours from Hell.
Let me set the scene for you. It’s around 6am. I’m sitting typing away at my keyboard, writing this. I was rudely awoken at 4:30am by the neighbours. He was locked out and was trying to smash the windows in. She was screaming that he was a dick through the window. It was his attempted window smashing that woke me up. I honestly thought that someone was trying to break into my car. This is not the first time this has happened, and it won’t be the last. Mainly because she was kind of right. He is a dick. But so is she. In fact, here is a list of times my neighbours were the neighbours from Hell.
Neighbours from Hell #1
Right now, they are being neighbours from Hell. This was the photo I took at 4:45am this morning.
He was screaming. She was screaming. He tried to smash the living room window. He tried to kick the front door in and broke it a bit. The cops were called. He was arrested. They are all away back to sleep. Me? I couldn’t get back to sleep after all that. Sitting doing this.
Neighbours from Hell #2
Last week the cops had to come up to another house around here. Why they were up, I’m not 100% sure. All I know is there is a lot of screaming and shouting comes from that house but, er, I though she lived alone. Who she is screaming at, I have no idea.
Neighbours from Hell #3
Another night when I was rudely awoken. This time it was a different house but it was the same sort of thing. Instead of the two of them screaming at each other, it was just him. Do you want to know what he was screaming at her? “Open this door or I’ll f**king kill you!” I’m not joking. The next day it was like nothing had happened.
Neighbours from Hell #4
If you guys have watched my YouTube channel you will have heard me complain about the noise. There have been times I can’t film in my kitchen because of the banging from my neighbours. When it is a sunny day, the neighbours are out. Banging, sawing, making a bloody mess. I could understand if they were getting work done but it looks like they are making crappy temporary things. In the summer, it will be in the garden. They rip up decking, lay new decking because they done a crap job last year. But in the winter, it’s just as bad. Except it’s inside the house and banging through the walls.
Neighbours from Hell #5
I don’t know how you raise your kids but I haven’t told mine it’s ok to go into other people’s houses. By that I mean let themselves in, raid the fridge and then call the person who lives there a bitch because she tells you to get out. Two weeks ago that happened with a 6-year-old. Let himself and his friends into my house, and started raiding my fridge. I don’t know these kids, they aren’t friends with my kids, they just appeared in my kitchen one day.
There you have it. Those are just some of the ways that my neighbours are the neighbours from Hell. If anyone needs me, I’ll be on the internet, trying to become a viral sensation so I can move far away from here!
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